Master Pre 09 Sep : 08:31
Yes, preferably with an assailant pummeling you with a bamboo stick.
My favorite thing to do in basic was shining my boots, that's about all we had to do though! There's some trickery you can pull off using a lighter that can turn them into a mirror. But since you don't have the leather toes, it's sort of a mute point.
Let me know if that changes, I can give ya some pointers.
Maybe during Mid Semester break or Thanksgivi
ng break, but not a second before.
However, I DO have the opportunit
y to iron shirts and dust my wall locker. And for this recruit, that's videogame enough.
Master Pre 08 Sep : 09:33
Ahhhhh...r
oger that. You seem to be enjoying the college (military) experience
. Are you gonna have a chance to get some Halo Reach in?
Velvet Typhoon 07 Sep : 19:14
You've got to find ways to make it work, Mr. Pre.
Master Pre 07 Sep : 15:07
Good stuff Mr. Typhoon! As for the library bathrooms, you're all alone on that one. Never encountere
d that in the AF!
Thin
gs I've learned at Norwich: How to heat a pop tart with a clothing iron. How to eat a banana with a knife and fork. How to brush my teeth, shave, and iron a shirt in under five minutes. How to take a shower using nothing but baby wipes. How to use Windex to shine shoes. That masturbati
on in library bathrooms is acceptable
, and encouraged
.
These are the life skills that will carry with me for the rest of my life.
Master Pre 06 Sep : 10:10
I didn't know you liked football?
Velvet Typhoon 05 Sep : 11:00
We had our first football game yesterday.
They had 3rd and 4th Battalions form up in the endzones, and whenever a team scored, interceive
d, changed possession
. . .really, whenever anything at all happened during the game, we did about 20 pushups.
it was motivating
.
turdferguson49 03 Sep : 13:41
A long weekend and the beginning of football season? Can't get much better than this!
Master Pre 03 Sep : 10:40
College Football weekend, L4D2, GoW2, Golf, Coffee...t
his is going to be the perfect weekend.
motaboy82 02 Sep : 15:23
Bring the wheel barrow, take two crushed earings! sales were up 267% for the quarter thanks to RDR. Now they have 300 million in cash on hand to invest on another title or two
Sweet Jesus... the folks at Techmo have some serious issues.
Dead or Alive 3DS Sports Motion-Controlled Breasts - Link Get a jiggly surprise if you shake the 3DS while playing Tecmo's fighter. By Dustin Quillen, 06/28/2010
One aspect of Nintendo's 3DS we haven't heard much about is the built-in tilt sensor. It turns out Team Ninja could be among the first to showcase the device's tilt feature, as the developer reportedly intends on implementing motion controls in Dead or Alive 3DS.
Siliconera picked up on a blog by a Japanese investor who -- after spending some time with a handful of 3DS demos last week -- claims to have spoken with Tecmo representatives about their plans for Nintendo's upcoming handheld. According to the Tecmo employee, players will be able to use the tilt controls to jiggle female characters' breasts in the 3DS version of Dead or Alive.
That might sound completely insane, but Team Ninja's own Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 on the PlayStation 3 utilized the Sixaxis' motion capabilities for a similar effect. And in case you haven't noticed, impossibly bouncy boobs are kind of Team Ninja's calling card.
Atlas in Flames Advocatus Diaboli -------------------------- "In my life I'd not soften things that cut and burn so often." Alice in Chains, "It Ain't Like That"
"Si pecasse negamus, fallimur, et nulla est in nobis veritas." If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and there's no truth in us.
